Egret Sees All - Shower curtain

$59.95
Show your guests & family just how unhinged you are with the first 40 days of Egret in your guest bathroom. Each individual day of Egret has a scannable QR code to bring them directly to whichever Egret reel they fall prey to. They are guaranteed to scan at least one QR code while on the toilet out of curiosity.

Upgrade your bathroom with an original Egret curtain. This durable, water-resistant Egret curtain is easy to install and maintain. Egret. Order it for yourself or as an Egret gift for a housewarming or wedding. ? It had wedding in the original default text so I'm leaving it bc wtf

• 100% Polyester
• Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
• Water-resistant
• Blank product sourced from China

Care guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean.
Show your guests & family just how unhinged you are with the first 40 days of Egret in your guest bathroom. Each individual day of Egret has a scannable QR code to bring them directly to whichever Egret reel they fall prey to. They are guaranteed to scan at least one QR code while on the toilet out of curiosity.

Upgrade your bathroom with an original Egret curtain. This durable, water-resistant Egret curtain is easy to install and maintain. Egret. Order it for yourself or as an Egret gift for a housewarming or wedding. ? It had wedding in the original default text so I'm leaving it bc wtf

• 100% Polyester
• Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
• Water-resistant
• Blank product sourced from China

Care guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean.